Chris has left the premises

By now most of you know my brother Chris earlier today abdicated his many responsibilities in life in favor of watching a small invitational golf tournament in Georgia. I talked with Chris just before he left this morning — and I told him, on behalf of all of us, you’re a terrible person and have a great day.

As it turns out, Chris almost didn’t make it to the tournament because his connection flight was delayed by two-and-a-half hours. Something to do with air traffic control and every private jet in America trying to land near Augusta. So instead of risking it on his flight, Chris rented a car and drove from Charlotte to the course. Right now, he can be seen on Masters.com with a giant pimento-eating grin on his face.

I’m here this afternoon to give you some updates and commentary. Standby for the first guest post soon!

-Justin